Global Connect

They must have heard DIck Cheney wanted to marry Limbaugh and Robertson- otherwise this doesn't make much sense.

I don’t even know where to start with this one… If anybody can be blamed for the ills our country and the world have- I’d choose these guys over President Obama any day.

First of all, Pat Robertson has new people to hate- the Haitians! Go figure, not only are gays & lesbians to blame for Hurricane Katrina and 9/11, now the Haitians are to blame for enduring a tragic hurricane AND being the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. I didn’t know that Mr. Robertson had such juicy conversations with the big guy upstairs, and last time I heard most Christian denominations (if not all) taught that God has a preferential option for the poor.  Doesn’t make much does it?

Then, to add insult to injury- Rush Limbaugh decides that President Obama wants to score political points from African Americans for sending aid to Haiti. Maybe while Rush was in Hawaii, and he so tragically did not die from heart problems, he forgot that during the Tsunami of 2004 President George W. Bush asked Presidents Clinton and H.W. Bush to lead the American relief effort to South Asia. Was he trying to score political points with Asians. Who knows, but either way they didn’t vote overwhelmingly for McSame and Failin’ in 2008.

At least we know that we as Americans are good at one thing: politicizing tragedies. I just finished watching JFK, the 1991 film staring Kevin Costner and that was an interesting, semi-fictional account of doing the same following the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

Then you have Dick Cheney who apparently has nothing else to do with his life but criticize every move by the Obama administration. I know Wyoming is really boring, but not THAT boring. I guess it speaks to the intelligence of the past administration when W keeps his mouth shut and Cheney does all the talking.

So, in the spirit of Dickology- I think these three should really think about supporting gay marriage.  They have so much in common it might actually work.

In other news I talked to my friend in London today: Stephanie. She’s still waiting for me to buy my ticket to visit the GB so we can go dancing. I’m so confused why European Stephanie loves dancing while American Stephanie hates it? The more I think about it I think that European Stephanie might hate going after I show up, but then again I can’t be blamed for free flowing tequila shots, gin and tonics, excessive dancing at the Cuff, people drinking themselves sick in Belltown (Seattle) and hogging the bathroom all night…

Then again, maybe Europe just hasn’t gotten enough of me yet.  Guess Stephanie and I will just have to change that soon.